"I can tell you the first thing you notice when you look at a guy. His eyes." - old guy
"Yeah, well, his eyes and his smile." - rachelle
"Yeah. And I can tell you the second thing you notice." *pause* "As soon as he walks by you look at his behind." - old guy
"No! No I do not." - rachelle
"Don't be ashamed honey, every woman does it." - old guy
"I don't!" - rachelle
"You're lying." - old guy
"No! No I'm not!" - rachelle
"Listen, it's okay, don't be embarrassed." -old guy
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Oh yes it DID happen! No, I did not know this old guy. I was at Ruby's with my mom and Dan Jackson, and it was her birthday the next day, so I told our waitress and they did the traditional song & ice cream dish thing, and then when they left the old guy wished mom a happy birthday and simply continued talking. He was giving Dan advice about girls & life and he asked my mom how many men she had "been through". The people at the table behind him were purposefully listening and they were laughing SO HARD. We were laughing too, but this guy was SO serious. And the second we exited Ruby's we laughed for a good 3 minutes straight.
I have no idea why this sort of thing always happens to me...
haha this makes me chuckle
I wish I had been there...it would be a moment to cherish and laugh at for eternity! :)
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