8 things to do in department stores this holiday season:
-Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
-Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
-Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
-Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
-Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
-Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
-Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again!'
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LOL:) Thanks for the advice!
hahaha.................*THUD* falls to the floor in laughter...(silence)......hahahhahahhHH!HHHHHAHHAHHAHHH!HHHH!
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